This Isn’t “Normal” for You
Itching, burning, dryness, or discharge that doesn’t match what your body usually does.

YOUR RESULTS ARE IN

The itching, burning, dryness, discharge — or just that weird “something feels off” feeling — is still very much there.
Based on your quiz responses, one pattern stands out: the tests haven’t explained what you’re feeling. That doesn’t mean you’re making it up.
You need a next step. Not another shrug.
WHY YOU GOT THIS RESULT
Your tests can say everything is fine while the irritation and discomfort are real. Your answers point to a useful next step — even without a perfect label.
Itching, burning, dryness, or discharge that doesn’t match what your body usually does.
You track what changed and what touched your skin.
Clear tests haven’t explainedthe discomfort.
BASED ON YOUR RESULT
Your result points to two things you can support right now: vaginal balance + comfort for the skin on the outside. That’s why your match is The Calm Down There Kit — two products that work together in one simple daily routine.*
1 of 8Flora Bloom Probiotics + Enchanted Rose Balm
Flora Bloom supports vaginal balance as part of your daily routine. Enchanted Rose Balm moisturizes and supports comfort for delicate skin on the outside.*
If you check any of these boxes, this is for you:
Two things, each there for a reason:
Flora Bloom Probiotic to support a balanced vaginal microbiome as part of your daily routine.*
Enchanted Rose Balm to moisturize and support comfort for the delicate skin on the outside.*
Think: the balance, and the skin.
Flora Bloom is the daily part — supporting vaginal balance over time.*
Enchanted Rose Balm covers the outside — moisturizing and supporting comfort when the skin feels dry, itchy, or irritated.*
One step for balance. One for comfort. Nothing to insert.
Flora Bloom Probiotic: Take two capsules daily.
Enchanted Rose Balm: Apply externally as directed whenever you want extra moisture or comfort. If your skin reacts to a lot of things, patch test first.
Yes. Choose whichever makes more sense for you.
Buy it once if you want to try the routine first.
Or choose Subscribe & Save if you want your routine replenished without having to remember to reorder. Your kit ships every 30 days, and you can skip a shipment, pause, or cancel anytime.
WHY THESE PRODUCTS?

Flora Bloom is the daily part: take two capsules to support a balanced vaginal microbiome over time.*
It’s the part of the routine you keep doing — even on the days when nothing feels particularly off.

Enchanted Rose Balm moisturizes and supports comfort for delicate skin on the outside.*
If your skin is sensitive, patch test first.
THE PART WHERE WE SHOW OUR RECEIPTS
“After suffering with intense itching and burning to the point of having to seek medical care, I ordered this product out of desperation. I started to feel better after just a couple of days and by the end of the week I was back…
“After suffering with intense itching and burning to the point of having to seek medical care, I ordered this product out of desperation. I started to feel better after just a couple of days and by the end of the week I was back to almost 100% healed.
I tried all kinds of ointments, Monistat, the oral med I was prescribed and noting worked. This product is/was a life saver! I’m ordering a couple more just to have on hand. Don’t ever want to go thru such excruciating pain again.”
“This product is amazing. No other words! It helps with so many things. But for me, my pH is slightly thrown off if I don’t drink enough water, become intimate, really ANYTHING throws me off. But taking this daily has given me my…
“This product is amazing. No other words! It helps with so many things. But for me, my pH is slightly thrown off if I don’t drink enough water, become intimate, really ANYTHING throws me off.
But taking this daily has given me my life back to feeling comfortable and normal in my own body. Id say it took about a week of faithfully taking it to have consistent relief of pH disturbance. I am a forever customer!”
“My pelvic floor therapist recommended this balm, and I'm so glad she did. I was having issues with damaged, frequently-tearing skin at the opening of my you-know-what, and the tissue was very thin and unhealthy. I've been using…
“My pelvic floor therapist recommended this balm, and I'm so glad she did. I was having issues with damaged, frequently-tearing skin at the opening of my you-know-what, and the tissue was very thin and unhealthy.
I've been using this I think close to two months now, several times a week, and I swear to you the skin feels thicker and more supple beneath my fingertip. It also used to be painful to touch the area directly, which has improved remarkably.
I've noticed that uncomfortable dryness I would sometimes get (a kind of unpleasant friction feeling) as I was going throughout my day is now totally gone.”
“I have been taken these for at least 2 weeks now. They have cleared up all of my problems. Literally. I even went to my gyno to make sure and everything was perfect. I brought these with me to show her what I have been taken and…
“I have been taken these for at least 2 weeks now. They have cleared up all of my problems. Literally. I even went to my gyno to make sure and everything was perfect.
I brought these with me to show her what I have been taken and I told her I did a lot of research and that before she yells at me for getting them off Amazon.. for her to look at the ingredients. -She was very impressed. I am so happy with my results and so is my gyno! Thank you so so so much!!!!”
“Having used this now for 3 weeks or so, my skin is healing in a way I never thought possible. It doesn’t hurt after a shower. My skin feels like it did 20 years ago and that is saying a lot. I have tried other brands here which…
“Having used this now for 3 weeks or so, my skin is healing in a way I never thought possible. It doesn’t hurt after a shower. My skin feels like it did 20 years ago and that is saying a lot.
I have tried other brands here which not only didn’t work, they made it worse. Returning to this brought back comfort & healthy skin.”
“I’ve never written an Amazon review before but with this, I just had to. I can honestly say I was skeptical buying these and wasn’t sure they would even work, but I am SO happy I did. I have always had super annoying GI issues…
“I’ve never written an Amazon review before but with this, I just had to. I can honestly say I was skeptical buying these and wasn’t sure they would even work, but I am SO happy I did.
I have always had super annoying GI issues (bloat, indigestion, etc) as well as an off an on battle with BV since my youngest child was born. I did all the recommendations from my Gynecologist, all the at home remedies, and nothing seemed to work.
By day 3, I felt NORMAL again and by day 7, it was a complete difference. My bloating, gone, my indigestion, gone, and it’s been a few months now since I’ve started these supplements and lady parts haven’t had a single issue! 100 percent recommend!”
“This works super well. I get really dry after my menstrual cycle, and after a day or so of use, I feel back to normal and comfortable. Plus, it’s all natural, so I don’t have to worry about infection or anything, since it’s so…
“This works super well. I get really dry after my menstrual cycle, and after a day or so of use, I feel back to normal and comfortable. Plus, it’s all natural, so I don’t have to worry about infection or anything, since it’s so sensitive down there.”
“Im on day 3 of taking this and already I feel so much better! Ocean water messed with my ph levels and things were not right down there. this has made a huge difference. So relieved.”
“It really has helped so much with the dry and itchy feeling. Pretty much alleviated it. A dab will do ya!”
“I have had way less digestive issues since using this and my lady parts have more balance where there is little odor or itching.”
Individual experiences vary. Reviews are for the individual products included in the kit.
WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE OVER TIME
You’ve already spent enough time watching every little change, wondering what set it off, and deciding whether you need to try something else. Here’s what a simpler routine can look like.
Use Enchanted Rose Balm as directed to moisturize and soothe delicate external skin.*
Take Flora Bloom daily to support vaginal balance over time — without having to track every little change day by day.*
Stick with the routine long enough to see what you notice — without judging it day by day.


HOW IT ALL WORKS TOGETHER
Flora Bloom supports vaginal balance as part of your daily routine. Enchanted Rose Balm moisturizes and supports comfort for delicate skin on the outside. Two products. Two jobs. One simple routine.*
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TRY IT RISK-FREE
Give The Calm Down There Kit a real try for 30 days. If it’s not the right fit, let us know within the return window and we’ll take care of it.
THE “OKAY, BUT…” QUESTIONS
Fair. Here’s what we can answer, what we can’t, and what you should know before you start.
Because clear tests and feeling completely fine are not always the same thing.
And this kit isn’t pretending to diagnose whatever your tests didn’t find.
Flora Bloom is the daily probiotic part of the routine. Enchanted Rose Balm is there for comfort and moisture on the outside.*
That’s it.
If you’re still trying to figure out why something changed, keep asking that question. This kit gives you something you can do in the meantime without pretending we have an answer your tests didn’t give you.
Maybe you still want more testing. This kit isn’t here to talk you out of that.
It also isn’t going to tell you what’s wrong when your tests didn’t.
What it gives you is a routine you can start while you keep asking the bigger question — instead of being sent home with nothing to do but wait, Google, and wonder.
You can keep looking for answers and take care of yourself in the meantime.
Fair.
That doesn’t automatically mean the probiotic was wrong — or that another one will magically be right.
The question is whether it got a consistent enough trial to actually judge it.
Flora Bloom is 2 capsules every day. And we’re not going to tell you to expect an overnight transformation.
Think weeks to months, not a handful of days. Some women may notice changes sooner. Some may not notice the change they hoped for at all.
Seriously.
No boric acid. No suppositories. No applicators.
Flora Bloom is an oral capsule, and Enchanted Rose Balm is the comfort-and-moisture part of the routine.
If putting something inside was the part making you think, Yeah… absolutely not, you can take that concern off the list.
Then we definitely don’t want you assuming it won’t.
Patch test Enchanted Rose first.
If your skin reacts, stop using it.
We’d rather tell you that upfront than slap “gentle” on the page and hope your skin agrees.
Because when you’ve already had the thing that was supposed to calm your skin set it off instead, being cautious isn’t overreacting. It’s paying attention.
Different from your normal is worth paying attention to.
But Flora Bloom is not a treatment for discharge or an infection. It’s a daily probiotic that supports a balanced vaginal microbiome.*
So if the amount, color, smell, or consistency keeps changing in a way that concerns you, keep pursuing that medically too.
You don’t have to choose between doing something now and continuing to ask why.
It could be something this kit cannot identify.
And after enough unanswered appointments, everything starts looking suspicious.
Birth control. Soap. Laundry detergent. Medication. Your cycle. Your workout clothes. Something you ate.
The Calm Down There Kit doesn’t diagnose which one — if any — is responsible.
It gives you one consistent routine instead of requiring you to change six things at once and then wonder which one mattered.
If something is new, persistent, getting worse, severe, or worrying you because you think something was missed, keep pursuing medical care.
The same goes if you already have a diagnosis and treatment plan — this kit shouldn’t replace it.
The Calm Down There Kit is support while you keep asking questions. It is not the diagnosis.
If you’re pregnant, breastfeeding, taking medication, or have a medical condition, check with your healthcare provider before starting the kit.
MORE RECEIPTS
“This works great for me! It is for the outside of the 'lady parts', and it is needed for women who have dry skin and are uncomfortable with certain activities such as sitting and walking. No perfumes are used so there is no…
“This works great for me! It is for the outside of the 'lady parts', and it is needed for women who have dry skin and are uncomfortable with certain activities such as sitting and walking.
No perfumes are used so there is no smells to contend with. A little bit for each use is all that is needed to work its wonders; I use it at least twice daily, and it still appears full.”
“I had a few sensitivity issues from my contraception method (iud) and this helped balance everything out. I noticed my issues did take a few days to balance out but I noticed a difference within hours of taking my initial dose…
“I had a few sensitivity issues from my contraception method (iud) and this helped balance everything out. I noticed my issues did take a few days to balance out but I noticed a difference within hours of taking my initial dose.
I have been taking for almost 30 days only missing a few days here and there but no recurrence of my original issue. I will continue to keep these in my vitamin regimen despite the cost. I was originally a user of a well known feminine product but these are by far, more effective and rather quick to see results.”
“I don’t usually write reviews but I got this a few days ago and istg it’s saved my life. I had this terrible itchy spot down there and I thought it might be dryness so I got this balm and it was like instantly gone.”
“I've only been taking these for a week and I'm in love. My favorite probiotic I've ever tried. I've recommended these to multiple friends already who seem to always have UTIs or bladder infections. My PH levels always seemed off…
“I've only been taking these for a week and I'm in love. My favorite probiotic I've ever tried. I've recommended these to multiple friends already who seem to always have UTIs or bladder infections. My PH levels always seemed off and was extremely embarrassed and insecure, these are magic!”
“For women who's vagina dries up too fast. This helps it to stay nice and most. Plus it's very soothing.”
“I got this probiotic pills as I had some bad smell down there after my baby delivery … also the discharges were alot and the color wasn't pleasant, so I did my search and read about this probiotics and asked my doctor about them…
“I got this probiotic pills as I had some bad smell down there after my baby delivery … also the discharges were alot and the color wasn't pleasant, so I did my search and read about this probiotics and asked my doctor about them and she encouraged me to get them, and I did and I cannot be happier.
The smell is gone, discharges are controlled, they are way less and normal.
I would definitely reccomend them to everyone I know!”
“I’ve always struggled with excessive discharge, constipation and chronic UTIs until now. I’m on my second bottle of flora bloom and I can’t say enough about how much this product helps me. I finally have more frequent and easier…
“I’ve always struggled with excessive discharge, constipation and chronic UTIs until now. I’m on my second bottle of flora bloom and I can’t say enough about how much this product helps me.
I finally have more frequent and easier to pass bowel movements, less vaginal discharge, and haven’t had a UTI flare up in a few months.”
“I started having dryness and vulva irritation following my hysterectomy so someone recommended that I try a vulva cream. I bought another cream but wasn't getting the relief that I wanted so decided to give this one a try. I'm…
“I started having dryness and vulva irritation following my hysterectomy so someone recommended that I try a vulva cream. I bought another cream but wasn't getting the relief that I wanted so decided to give this one a try. I'm so glad that I did.
Unlike the other cream, this one has the consistency of a smooth high quality lotion. It spreads easily, protects and soothes all day.”
“Really helps with strengthening and moisturizing delicate tissue. No more itching or pain. It's oil based, so it will stain your panties. I use at bedtime.”
Individual experiences vary. Reviews are for the individual products included in the kit.
READY WHEN YOU ARE
Sit through the meeting without shifting around in your chair. Wear your favorite underwear without immediately wondering if it’ll set something off. Have more days where one weird little sensation doesn’t turn into six browser tabs and a mental replay of everything you did that day.
You don’t need another thing to monitor. You need a routine simple enough to do — and enough brain space to think about literally anything else.
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*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.